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i like snakes and a free palestine

aside from the aforementioned affection towards snakes, i also hold a great deal of fondness in my heart for hollow knight (i am extremely normal™ about collector), rain world (miros birds are the best creature i will not be accepting criticism on this), command and conquer red alert 2 (kirov reporting), in stars and time (one must imagine sisyphus stuck in a time loop), and about a million other things.
i played through slay the princess and spent the whole game pretty much completely ignoring her in favor of dicking around with the narrator (there is no good ending because the narrator always dies) and the voices (contrarian is the best one), which probably says a lot about me (i am aromantic asexual (this will not stop me from rebugging horny™ shit that i am tangentially interested in)).
fuck it i'm a girl now (still he/they tho)
i also like to draw and make games & shit.


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mynotaurus
@mynotaurus

for your enjoyment, please imagine a yinglet wizh a huge grin on her face, sitting wizh a takeaway pizza box as big as she is

its meeeeeee :>



mynotaurus
@mynotaurus

its always a good sign when a pizza is big enough zhat it needs more zhan one of zhose little plastic mouse tables to hold up zhe box lid


8akesale
@8akesale

is it gluten free or do i have to watch


mynotaurus
@mynotaurus

zhey had small wheat-gluten free pizzas but i wasnt sure if zhatd still explode you :(


mynotaurus
@mynotaurus

ill get zhe bucket just in case



sofsh
@sofsh

See someone stressed or overly busy? Try turning them into a creature! The reviews are glowing!

  • "I guess its nice...? It doesnt really help me with what I was struggling with at all though."
  • "The surprise compounded my stress even if it wouldve been nice on its own"
  • "Its so much harder to fill out this paperwork like this, geeze."
  • "Well that's another thing to pile onto the 'did I deserve this?' part of my brain"
  • "Woof!"
  • "Will 'I'm suddenly and magically a strange creature' be accepted as a reasonable excuse or has bureaucracy made it so there isnt room for 'reasonable' outside officially sanctioned excuses"
  • "Could this have at least waited until I was free?"

Try it today!



FinchTale
@FinchTale

I went to a family gathering today for my aunts' birthday and it felt so alienating. The things my family cares about is so different from what I care about.

The biggest thing by far is that at least 75% of all the conversations I took part in or overheard were about jobs. I'm under NDA. I can not talk about my job beyond "I test video games" or "I do certification testing for a gaming device". But all they talked about was jobs. Never "what do you do in your free time" or "what do you like doing". Even when I had a chance to talk about what was important to me, they quickly changed the subject.

I write, I draw, I make little crafts (one of which I was literally wearing the whole night), I'm learning a language, I play games, I spend time with loved ones, I'm making long term plans, etc. There is just so much more to me than what I dislike doing most in my day to day life.

I'm also the only gay cousin of the family which means that there's yet another disconnect there. They are thankfully generally supportive, which I appreciate a lot, but I can feel like they just don't really get it most of the time. I don't expect them to, but it is a huge part of me that they don't even know exists.

I love my family, but I just can't help but feel like a stranger around them.


FinchTale
@FinchTale

I think I figured out what really bothered me most. The way they were talking about money. As if always going for more and more is what you should do, no matter the cost. It makes sense for some of them to think like that. After all, young parents who just bought a big house for the whole family do need a lot of money. But it is not what I want nor is it what I currently have plans for.